You Cannot Share Everything
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Cast List
The
following is the cast list of the speaking parts in my script:
Mr.
Rushermore: Divorce Solicitor
Gabi
Nylon: Female Party
Stephen
Bashington: Male Party
The
following depicts the theatre drama
script:
Set one morning within
an office block specialising in divorce procedures. The dark room is lit up
with golden lamps. It is furnished with oak chairs and tables, a book-case, and
a filing cabinet at the back. Two vases of flowers stand on a table on opposite
sides. One is filled with blooming white lilies, while the other contains
withered red roses.
Sitting at the head of the central table is
the divorce lawyer, Mr. Rushermore. He is of middle-aged and is dressed
formally. On his left is Stephen Bashington, a male in his early thirties, very
young looking and wears a tracksuit outfit. On the right is the frustrated Gabi
Nylon, in her late thirties and is wearing a smart dress.
Mr. Rushermore is the first to speak.
Mr. Rushermore: Today we move
forward in discussing your asset arrangements. We will draw up a list focusing
on what each party is entitled to. I ask you both to please act in a civilised
manner---
Gabi [interrupts]: Civilised after what he has
done to me?
Stephen: Come now,
don’t start being angry babe.
Gabi: Babe? Stop
calling me that. I’m not your babe.
Mr. Rushermore [tries to regain control]: Please calm
yourself Mrs. Nylon and let’s get on with this. I don’t want to make this
procedure any harder than it has to be.
Gabi [angrily to Mr. Rushermore]: Did you just
call me ‘Mrs. Nylon?’ It’s Miss Nylon.
Mr. Rushermore: Until your
assets are in order and the divorce papers are signed, Mrs. Nylon is your
official title.
Gabi [raises her voice]: Let’s get on with it
then.
Mr. Rushermore: Right, Miss
Nylon, can you please tell me what you want from this session particularly
focusing on what assets you desire from your marriage to Mr. Bashington.
Gabi: I want
everything that’s due to me, the house, the car, the money---
Stephen [interrupts]: Hold on now babe. You can’t go around taking what isn’t yours. The
last time I looked it was mine.
Gabi: Fat chance! For
what you did to Rachel and me I demand all that you have.
Stephen [grins and winks at Gabi]: Oh babe, don’t
make stuff up. [Points at Mr. Rushermore.]
The solicitor here wants to hear the truth. Anyway, how is my fault the ladies
can’t resist me? [Annoys Gabi by flexing
his arm.] How is it my fault babe?
[At this point, Gabi attempts to hit Stephen,
who is constantly winking at her, but Mr. Rushermore pulls her away.]
Mr. Rushermore: Miss Nylon,
please---
Gabi: [interrupts and directly talking to Mr.
Rushermore] Get off me! [Sits down again.] Can’t you see? Can’t you see what this shark is like? [Talking to Stephen.] What a vile creature you are Stephen.
Stephen: What are you
saying babe? Do you want the fridge-freezer? If so you can have it. [Winks at Gabi.]
Gabi: Gosh that’s
not what I’m saying. And another thing, stop calling me babe. [Begins mimicking Stephen’s voice.] Babe,
babe, fucking babe. [Raises her voice.]
I want a divorce and all you have so you can suffer like me.
Mr. Rushermore: What do you
have to say Mr. Bashington?
[Stephen gets up from his seat and begins
pacing around the room. He walks over to the two vases of flowers. He crushes
what is left of the withered red roses, and then starts stroking the white
lilies.]
Stephen: [To
Mr. Rushermore] Thank you. I have to say firstly that she is a liar. [To Gabi.] Babe, how can you really say
that I betrayed your trust? It’s not like you’re perfect or anything.
[Stephen moves away from the flowers and then
begins to walk towards Gabi.]
Stephen: How can you
say that babe, for all that I have done for you?
[Stephen reaches Gabi. He begins strokes her
hair and continues talking whilst Mr. Rushermore and Gabi look on nervously
wondering what Stephen will do next.]
Stephen: It’s clear
that you’re unstable babe. The only thing that could possibly love you is your
smooth hair.
[Stephen laughs whilst caressing her hair.]
Stephen: Just because
you want the house, the car, and the dosh, doesn’t mean you are going to get it
babe.
[Stephen stops stroking Gabi and sits back
down on his chair.]
Mr. Rushermore [shocked]: Umm I will ask you again Mr.
Bashington. What do you want?
Stephen: For her to
feel pain. If that means not signing the divorce papers and carrying on
sleeping with whomever I like, then that’s what I’ll do. [Laughs directly at Gabi.]
Gabi: See! See! See!
He’s admitted it sir. Can’t you stop him?
Mr. Rushermore [hesitantly] Err Mr. Bashington can’t you
see that Miss Nylon here is distraught? I am not on anyone’s side here but it’s
quite clear you are only acting in this way and frankly not allowing me to draw
up the divorce settlement just out of spite?
[Stephen gets up from his chair and starts
walking towards the exit. He stops at the blooming white lilies, breaks off a
petal, and puts it in his pocket.]
Stephen: [Points to Mr. Rushermore.] Even though
sir we have only really just met, it seems like you have known me all my life. [Directly talking to Gabi.] Babe, how could you not see this
coming? I know you still have feelings for me but I have none left for you. If
you think I am going to allow you to touch any one my possessions, you are
mistaken. Remember these words babe. My behaviour is all down to you. I hope
you have fun dying alone.
[Stephen exists.]
[Mr. Rushermore and Gabi remain seated and
look baffled. Mr. Rushermore seems to be more concerned about not being able to
draw up the asset list than of Gabi’s feeling. He does not notice that she is
crying.]
Mr. Rushermore: Don’t you
worry Miss Nylon we will get this all sorted. One thing I know is that our
solicitors do their job properly and you will get the assets you are entitled
to.
Gabi [crying]: What’s the point? It’s pretty
clear that pig won’t change his mind. Never mind the assets. I just hope one
day a woman chokes him with their own hair.